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• 5.5 reasons the Colts will cover -5.5

  by Glenn Birkemeier February 5, 2010
   5.5 reasons the Colts will cover -5.5 Jim Trotter from SI is a terrific writer and  has five really good reasons why the Colts are going to win. Here are 5.5 others, since you asked.  1. Freeney is going to play. And Raheem Brock is really good anyway 2. Dungy says the Colts will ...
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• Opening Day Genesis

  by Glenn Birkemeier April 6, 2009
  My McSweeney's piece from 2005, with a few minor changes. In the big inning, God created Heaven on Earth. And it was without form, and void. God separated the dirt from the grass. He called the grass Outfield and the dirt He called Infield. God made the Infield a 90-foot square and the Out...

• Phacebook Phun: 25 Random Things About You

  by Glenn Birkemeier February 11, 2009
  I wrote this for you because, as you know, you are more interesting than me. 1. This isn’t even close to what you thought adulthood would be like. 2. You don’t spend enough time outside. 3. Your parents are secretly disappointed in you. 4. You are secretly disappointed in them as ...
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• Older Than The President

  by Glenn Birkemeier January 26, 2009
  The following people, to my surprise, are older* than the new President of The United States who was born August 4, 1961. * - or would be. Michael Stipe Dominique Wilkins Greg Louganis Kirby Puckett Bono Brad Garrett Valerie Bertinelli Jeffrey Dahmer John Elway Chuck D. Figh...